living in a life no one knows xP

‡ Lichan aka Lichie/Lich
‡ Hwa Chong Institution
‡ ~~1d'04~~
‡ ~~2d'05~~
‡ 3d'06
‡ PasiR Ris PrimaRy School
‡ band clariNET
‡ 13 april 1991
‡ ho5_lcisit@hotmail.com

‡ //wishlist:
‡ learn to play the awesome piano
‡ play the flute
‡ improve improve alot on my clarinet
‡ learn jap and korean
‡ ~~new billabong pencil box~~
‡ anime vcd and manga
‡ make friends with everyone
‡ be extremely extremely likeable
‡ maybe a future writer
‡ musician or even artist (i love art!!)
‡ daydreamm everyday (:

//friends: ChaiPing Benedict Daphne Felicia GuoDan HuiLing Jonathan MengXiang MingQuan Nigel Risa Samantha Shawn SiMin WeeKian WeiTian YiChen YiLing

[ Sunday, November 05, 2006 ]

ohkay some random asian thing I got from Risa xDD

You know you are JAPANESE if

1. You're obsessed with you hair, your car and your clothes.
2. You want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman (for males) or you want to marry a white guy (for females).
3. You're afraid of black people.
4. You only drive Japanese cars.
5. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

You know you are CHINESE if

1. You think you're the smartest people in the world.
2. You have a mobile with you at all times.
3. You know the abbreviation of a.b.c.
4. Today's steamed rice is tomorrow's fried rice.
5. You're afraid of black people.
6. A bicycle was a good form of transport before.
7. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

You know you are HONGKIE if

1. Sentences begin with 'Aiya?' and ends with 'la?'
2. Your mobile phone has a form of toy dangling off it.
3. You're offended if someone thinks you're from the mainland.
4. You're afraid of black people.
5. You're moving away from your Honda onto Vw's and Peugeot's.
6. Ripped jeans on guys look attractive (either way).
7. You think you are on the same level to Japanese.

You know you are VIETNAMESE if

1. You MUST have fish sauce with every meal.
2. You eat at a restaurant that has 'Pho?' on the signage.
3. Guys wear green mircofibre pants with Nike sneakers, and girls wear their flared black pants over their high sole shoes.
4. You know the abbreviation of f.o.b.
5. You have some relative who is Chinese.
6. Cabramatta makes you feel home sick.
7. You're afraid of black people.
8. You're fond of 2nd hand Japanese import cars.
9. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

You know you are THAI if

1. People want to pay you for sex.
2. No matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough.
3. You mum seems to workout at the local gym.
4. Without glasses your eyes would be the size of ants.
5. You're not afraid of black people, because in some cases you're just as dark as they are.
6. Any car to the shit house is good.
7. You know in your heart that you will never be superior to all other Asians, but you've learned to live with it.

You know you are Malaysian if

1. You believe everything the Government tells you
2. But are willing to change your mind if someone slips you $50.
3. The whole world (and Soros) is out to suppress you and your country.
4. You think that Mahathir will be around in 2020.
5. You welcome all people (be they black or otherwise) who invest in the MSC.
6. You think you are superior to most other Asians, but $50 can change that too.

You know you are Korean if

1. You smoke and drink too much.
2. You've got a bottle of Kimchi in your fridge.
3. You're afraid of black people, yet you won't admit it.
4. If you get a scholarship then lose it for underage drinking/smoking/drug use etc
5. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

You know you are Filipino if

1. You want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor, even though you
have a job as a nurse, a security guard, or an accountant.
2. Some member of your family is a politician or a movie star.
3. You're not afraid of black people; in fact, you wish you were
black.
4. You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not,
because being Filipino is cool enough just by itself.

You know you are Singaporean if

1. You eat, sleep, smile and have sex according to Government
policy.
2. You don't think Lee Kuan Yew is a facist dictator.
3. Government policy is that you shouldn't be afraid of black
people so you aren't.
4. You know you are superior to all other Asians, cause the
Government says so.

You know you are ASIAN AUSTRALIAN (HALFY) if

1. You regret the fact that you did not learn Mandarin or other Asian language properly in Saturday language school.
2. You say youe Australian, totally forgetting your roots.
3. During childhood you didn't have much Asian friends, played bullrush or handball and ate 'sunny boys' for lunch.
4. A form of choosing was done by 'dip.dip dog shit?!'
5. You know you have to shop at an Asian grocery store but you have no idea what you are buying nor can you read any of the food labels.
6. You cheer for Australia during the Olympics, know local Australian bands, and know what a VB is.
7. You can speak fluent English without an accent.
8. Know what a Commodore and Falcon are. Yes They are cars!
9. You know you are superior to all other Asians, despite the fact that they beat you in Maths in the VCE, can speak an Asian language fluently and know what they are buying in Asian grocery stores.

Top Ten Reasons Why There Won't Be An Asian President Anytime Soon

10. White House not big enough for in-laws
9. Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics
8. Oval Office has bad feng shui.
7. Can't find decent roast duck inside the beltway.
6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother.
5. Dignitaries are generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners.
4. No chance for promotion.
3. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct.
2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in.
1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles.

50 Ways To Know If You're An 'ASIAN'

(The NEW List From the 1st to 1.5 Generation Perspective)

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano.
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
6. Your stove is covered with aluminium foil.
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
12. You boil water before drinking.
13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
16. You have a rice cooker.
17. You're a wok user.
18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
22. You iron your own shirts.
23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full.
26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton, volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics.
27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
29. You hate to waste food:

a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.

b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner/toothpaste bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
40. Your Mum drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.
41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents.
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends.
43. You prefer your prawns with the heads and legs still attached.
44. You never call your parents just to say hi.
45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
46. You use a coloured face cloth every morning.
47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.

And Last But Not Least

50. You take this message and forward it to all your Asian friends.

meep I am so not Singaporean or even Asian xDD

[ 3:23 PM - LichanKing=P ]

[ Thursday, September 28, 2006 ]

Lyrics for Kusari from Makai Senki Disgaea by Akiko Kawakami (Ending #1)

Aoi hibi ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara
Chigau kokoro motta mono atsumareba nani ka ga okiru yo

Yokubou de umeru no ka?
ai wa hito no tame ugoku no ka?
Docchi datte kamawanai yo
suki ni yaru dake

Hikaru to kage kono sekai de subete ga imi aru egoisuto
Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru
Kimi no negai boku no negai zetsubou to kibou no hate demo
ima wa onagi sora no shinta bimyou na inryouku　kanjiteru
chain react

Akai tsuki ga noboru hoshi de
koe no naifu sakendara
Dareka no tame nureta hitomi ni yawaraka na hikari no ga mieta yo

Aijou de kowasu no ka?
shihai ga hito wo tsuyokusuru no ka?
Docchi datte kamawanai yo
suki ni yaru dake

Hikaru to kage kono sekai de subete ga imi aru egoisuto
Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru
Kimi no kokoro boku no kokoro itsuwari to shinri no hazama de
ima wa sugoshi yure nagara nijinda ashiato kanjiteru
chain react

Yuuyami no naka tooi kioku muimi na mono ga sugitetta dake...

omou ga mama kokoro no mama ni...ima wa onaji sora no shita hikaru to kage wa kurikaesu

kimi no kokoro boku no kokoro zetsubou to kibou no hate demo
ima wa onaji sora no shita sukoshi zutsu kizuna kanjiteru
chain react

kthxbai god bless

[ 9:45 PM - LichanKing=P ]

[ Saturday, September 09, 2006 ]

I am sorry if I did anything that hurt you some way or another. I didn't mean it and truly hope that you will forget about such incidents and forgive me. Arigato (: haha oopx I really meant that I am sorry though . Just a thought!! None of you should hate me for whatever I do. Please don't hate me Thankyou!!

ohkkay TKWO workshop was awesome!! the jap guy was great!! everyone except me was good!! i was bad!! haha yupp xP hehe

I am going to change the layout if I manage to make something out so I shall look forward to it xP

still suffering from Leg painn after effects of band camp xP haha Band camp was fun and great though

That's all!! ohh my neighbours are noisy!! I think they are watching the soccer match and like cheering whenever everton scores xP

kthxbai God bless you!! I will be there for you if you will be there for me. HAH!

[ 10:01 PM - LichanKing=P ]

[ Wednesday, September 06, 2006 ]

Oh well, I guess I shall blog about something!!!
Using proper english shall be the first step towards the path of an accomplished writer. xD
That was Random!! Thankyou (:
Band camp was FUN!! Discussions were insightful and game stations were interesting and FUN. Thankyou sec4s for being so awesome and great!! (:
Half of the holiday break has gone to waste. I must complete my english comprehension assignment soon and try my very very best to do some last minute ace or else I am going to be so screwed and nothing is going to help me. =/

If you know me well enough, I guess you should know that I am one who finds it difficult to open up. I would rarely disagree with other people's views/decisions, for example a friend wants to have lunch at macs, I would normally follow suit even if I just do not want to eat fast food. Doing something I do not like/enjoy surely would make me feel miserable/sad. That is why I really prefer to be by myself so I can decide what I want to do myself. Deciding for others would bring upon me a heavy burden and I am afraid I am not competent enough to take up the burden. Sorry if I am too quiet. I just do not know what to say and how to convey it. I am someone who has to say the politically correct things and I just hate to give opinions and feelings. Sorry my dear friends if I have not been up to standard of being an awesome friend who supports, helps, cares for you in everything you do. I am really sorry and I guess I will change. I must change!! (: New goal!!! Work towards it!!!

Daydreaming keeps my mind away from stressful things. Watching anime is a great thing to do too only when I am free. Therefore I guess before I daydream or watch anime, I should finish whatever I can do in the next few days so I can maybe enjoy the sunday before school reopens yet again.

In case I am too busy or forget to blog... GoodLuck everyone -points- you, you, you, you, you, you and so on. MSN is pretty scary. Everyone has a tortoise and it is quite annoying to me. I wondered who was that person who started such thing.

Byebye!! Good Night and Sweet Dreams!! Oh no, Band elections will be held next friday. Do I really have to make a speech like everyone? I will live I guess. HAHA!!

God Bless You!!!

[ 11:21 PM - LichanKing=P ]

[ Thursday, July 13, 2006 ]

yes i will be able to take the maths test tomorrow. awesome o; but then now that's this mixture of feelings again haha xP

okkay like every ordinary thursday
physics lesson:- did a practical. when it was like 5 minutes before lesson ends and we have already finished the practical, ren xuan said class stand and class bow even though mrs loi didn't want to let us go off so early. it was really really funny haha

chemistry lesson:- went through corrections for mock spa and then mr yew left early to give 3a their chemistry test so that was 15 minutes of slack time and there were people playing cards. omgawd

ihc lesson:- bascially mr tan was like repeating and repeating what he said and said. don't you think he's naggy just like an old old lady. haha and nobody really does his homework xP

literature lesson:- miss chien was talking about this short story "my cousin tim" in the book and well, i wasn't really paying attention and haha was laughing at a few mistakes on her powerpoint slides xP

english lesson:- the most boring one of all. mrs lee gave us a lecture on not bringing food to classroom and then confiscated two packets of food. poor ernest and ren xuan!! okkay and many did not do her homework too and she gave another lecture.

chinese lesson:- haha funny funny lesson!! mdm liuq was like telling alot of jokes. the 'want to drink milk' one was extremely funny. then she went to talk about maverick sitting in a half-sleeping position and then about karlton almost falling asleep and then about this about that before going to the main subject which was a difficult passage. in order to show my enthusiasm, i scribbled lots on the paper. haha you should have a look at it xP

maths lesson:- basically okkay haha nothing to say except maybe we started on a new topic o; amazing!!

maths test tomorrow!! and band rehearsal @ ngee ann city for syf in the city on saturday!! blahhness!! enjoy xP kthxbai

[ 11:32 PM - LichanKing=P ]